Pretending to Be…


Lets Take an Intermission…
September 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
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I was deliberating between this classic by Stevie or “Knocks Me Off My Feet” by Stevie… but the fact I found a “Superstition” performance live AND on Sesame Street clinched it. I have had Stevie Wonder songs stuck in my head for the past several days and I cant get them out of my head; which is a good thing.

I got a A on my Ideas and Images Paper.
I got a B+ on my Structures I test.
We won our flag football game 32-12, which makes us 2-1 and we clinched a playoff spot.
I got a 48 on my History of Architecture test.

3 outta 4 aint bad…



Sex with an Octopus
September 29, 2008, 11:50 pm
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click the pic for full size view
There is something absolutely perverted and artistically brilliant about this all at the same time. I hope everyone notices the Octopus is smoking after it spewed ink all over the woman, LOL. Amazing. Makes me feel insecure….

about my artistic abilities, haha.
I dont do dirty jokes on this site.

Artwork done by Olli-Pekka Jauhiainen.



RANT!…and then lets Take an Intermission…
September 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Filed under: Pretending to be Ignorant...

Ok, so get this:
I get an email from one of my professors a few days ago.
She’s says that dues to my absences, she “recommends” that I should drop the course.
After I read that, Im like WTF…
I mean I did miss that class 3 times and we only meet 2 times a week, but seriously is this bitch telling me I should drop the course?
So today I meet her in class and I talk to her.
And she basically said there is no way I am passing her class if I stay in the course and that I should drop it.
Seriously?
So this bitch was willing to fail me just because I missed her class 3 times?
Really?
Why the FUCK did I choose to go to a small school?
SO SHIT LIKE THIS DOESNT HAPPEN TO ME..
WTF
I thought about appealing this shit to the school,
but what happens if I win?
I have to sit through her class for the semester?
FUCK THAT
She was like its “school policy that I have to fail you if you miss 2 weeks worth of classes.”
FUCK YOU BITCH
Shouldn’t your main priority and object be to teach students?
What does failing me and kicking me out accomplish?
GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS.
And to think the tuition I pay puts food on that fuckin bitch’s table.
Seriously I am so mad that Im not mad.
Have you ever been that mad?
SOOOO mad to a point where you cant forcer yourself to be mad?
Does that make sense?
Cause thats how im feeling.
Seriously.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

MIDDLE FINGER TO THE LAW, NIGGA, GRIPPIN MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!

OK aite enough ranting…
relax,
and breatheeee….



“Im a PC”…. ME TOO!!!
September 25, 2008, 2:55 am
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How awesome are the new “Im a PC” ads?

By the way…

New ThinkPad with built in WaCom Tablet…
coming out in September… (read about it)

ThinkPad > MacBook, all day everyday (Vista annoyance notwithstanding)

P.S.
School is continually kicking my ass…



Counting Blessings, But Still Complaining…
September 21, 2008, 9:40 pm
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“Life’s but a walking shadow,
a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing.”

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Blah…
September 19, 2008, 5:05 am
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School is kicking my ass…
I also realized I have become a nerd…
Dont know how I feel about that yet…
Also I’ve only gone out once this semester…
The people I want to hang out with are all far away…
…or they’re just too busy for me…

This blog is slowly dying…
Guess Im getting tired of pretending….



Lets Take an Intermission…
September 12, 2008, 3:22 am
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Ya know I heard that stupid ass song “I kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry song on the radio a few days back…
Im assuming its a hit song…
And I am also assuming if you like that song you are a sorry excuse of a human being…
I dont know, maybe Im the sorry excuse…

*sigh*
oh, in a perfect world….



Not Loving Love Lockdown…
September 9, 2008, 3:08 am
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So i got around to hearing Kanye’s new single that he unveiled during the VMA’s yesterday, (Heres the ripped version of it if you aint lent a ear to it yet), and to I am NOT feeling it.
Now let me say this, “Love Lockdown” will be a enormous hit and will be absolutely beaten to death by the radio but Im really not feeling it…
Dont get me worng, “Love Lockdown” is a good song, great song maybe, but Kanye didnt rap one bar. I know, I know, good music is good music and Kanye is a musician, blah blah blah…. but the Kanye I became a fan of was Kanye the rapper. Not the producer, not the blogger, not the singer, but the rapper. And the music scene does not need Kanye the musician. But the music scene NEEDS Kanye the rapper. The RAP game needs Kanye the rapper. And apparently Kanye will do a lot more singing than rapping on this upcoming album. Taking Kanye away from rap is like taking the paintbrush away from Van Gogh, all you are left with is a mentally deficient dude who likes to cut his own ear off. I want to see paintings not the other mindless bullshit that happens in rap without Kanye.

But I digress…
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Papa Bear Can Be a Good Journalist…
September 8, 2008, 3:48 am
Filed under: Pretending to be an Activist | Tags: ,


O’Reilly asks some good questions, Obama holds his ground…
maybe next time Obama can box O’Reilly…



Kicks or Chicks???

This is why I am not allowed to look at beautiful women that are wearing hot kicks. I end up staring at the sneakers. There is definitely something wrong with me.
but seriously, those pro models, absolutely FIRE!!!!
Pro Models are definitely underrated…
especially with the vintage toe cap…

pics are from CHENMAN
who you should def. check out…



Failure…
September 5, 2008, 7:29 pm
Filed under: Pretending to be an Architect, Pretending to be an Artist

So for the first project of Design VI this year we are submitting an entry for the THE 3RD ANNUAL ED BACON STUDENT COMPETITION: REBUILD AND REVIVE . And to start we were supposed to do a “creative” piece on our first impressions of the site. The site is in Ludlow, Philadelphia (North Philly) and its pretty shitty.
This is what I did:

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Lets take an Intermission…
September 3, 2008, 3:44 am
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Ill be ready to break my heart again
Everytime you tell me we’re just friends
and Ill be ready to break my heart once more
Everytime that you walk right out my door
’till you open your eyes
To my love in disguise
Ill be watching the hands of time
And ill be ready to break my heart again…
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Gossip Girls…
September 1, 2008, 11:30 pm
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Ok so there is a new rule in effect that I just found out today…
Today I violated this rule,
and I almost lost my life…
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