Pretending to Be…

The Motherland: Grandma’s House…
July 31, 2008, 2:24 pm
Filed under: Pretending to be a Globe Trekker

Havent posted anything in a while…
Its a combination of a lot of things..
1) I’ve been hella busy with family, a.k.a. going from house to house and playing with all my little cousins and i really havent been compelled to sit in front of a computer..
2) I dont have good access to the internet. I’ve used my cousins’ computer to check news and current events and such, but not that much. And the only time I have a computer to myself is when I go to an internet cafe, you know, to get my daily fix of pornography..*sarcasm*

But I have taken a shit load of pictures and ill post them slowly…

Part I: Grandma’s House
It rained like a fuckin shitstorm the first week i was here. There was a typhoon and Korea got hit wit more than a foot of rain in some places. It literally rained everyday for a week.
(Click pics for larger view)

My grandma’s house is in the outskirts of Seoul in Anyang. Its pretty rural, my grandmother goes to the foot of the mountain to get spring water, and there is a corn farm right next to her house. But she has HDTV and cable and a really expensive AC in her room. I love it here. Its only 30 min away from Seoul and there is a bus depot a block away. So that makes traveling easy. But at night theres no city lights and you can hear the crickets outside and sleeping is really peaceful. And I just read over what i just wrote and it sounds absolutely retarded so imma stop writing now. Plus this internet cafe place is about to close so imma get the hell outta here.


Baby, Im Getting on an Air-O-Plane…
July 17, 2008, 1:39 am
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….and I dont know when I’ll be coming back again…
Im going to Korea for a month, to see family and such.

But one thing I do know, is that my time in Korea will unfold just like a really bad and predictable Korean music video.

Im gonna fall in love with a girl at first sight.
And we will have a blossoming romance.
But of course, I will find out she has cancer.
And of course she will find out I must go back to the U.S.
And of course her older brother will definitely be a Crime Lord in Seoul.
And he will come after me for abandoning his sister.
As they kidnap me and beat me to a pulp, the girl will come and beg her brother to save my life.
But of course he will say no and precede to kill me.
But the girl will step in front of the gun and will die.
I will hold her in my arms, weeping, sayin “Im sorry” while she says how much she loved me.
In anger I single handedly kill all of his goons.
My dead Lover’s brother and I will engage in one on one combat till the death.
Of course I will prevail and as I end his life he will whisper to me using his last breathe that “maybe in the next life, we can be friends instead of enemies.”
Then I go to the nearest liquor store and will precede to drink 7 bottles of Soju in depression…

And lastly I will pack to come back to the States.
Sounds like fun, no???

The Famous sad for the sake of being sad Korean Music Video:

July 16, 2008, 4:48 am
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For the sake of what little street cred I have I will pretend not to know who these two are, lol.
No questions please, thank you.

Kelis <3
July 14, 2008, 10:06 pm
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Kelis stands alone, sans Ms. Badu, Jill Scott, and Alicia…

Oh to be a Fly on the Wall….
July 10, 2008, 2:38 am
Filed under: Picture and a Couple Words

Thats Mr. Lucas and Mr. Abrams exchanging genius….
And check out this amazing photoshop piece: